Welcome to my page. Obviously, you either know me from Twitter, my work in community service and city government, or have a crush on me but think I'm of a different sexual orientation. As you can see, I'm in no way narcissistic.
I make funny, it's my job. I don't ask you to pay (yet).
Jokes are in no way indicative of political opinions. The things I say here mean nothing unless I specify otherwise thereafter.